The Worst Jobs in The World (Seriously)

Hey guys,

Monday isn't a word many people want to hear in their lives... EVER! Unless theirs like a bank holiday or free cake day or something. But normally, Monday's are this big bully that kick you out of your bed at 'unheard of o'clock' and make you go to a place that can only be compared to Mordor's portaloo.

But are we just building it up in our heads, or are our jobs as bad as we thing? Here’s 6 of what are quite literally, the worst jobs in the world. See what you think and let me know if you agree.



6) Road Kill Remover:




So this one really needs to no explanation, it’s just one poor sod who spends his working day walking up and down all the roads they can see, looking for road kill and then, that’s right you guessed it, removing it. I mean to me, this seems like one of the more dignified entries on the list, because when doing this job, you’re basically a cleaner amongst the animals, kinda like David Attenborough, but with a bit more Kletus from ‘The Simpsons’.



5) Cat Food Tester:

 


Be it because you love your cats and want to make sure they’re really getting the quality of food they deserve, or maybe, y’know… ya just weird, cat food needs to be fit for human consumption. So who better to try those lovely, meaty chunks in jelly than a poor, half feline human?



4) Porno Theatre Janitor:

Well this comes as a shock to me, because I had no idea these things even existed still. But I suppose, if you aren’t a fan of the discretion that the internet offers you in your own home, you can go and watch porn in a cinema near you! Well maybe not, but these things exist and they deliver hard, long movies to a room full of what I’m sure are almost exclusively middle to old age men, tryna keep it in their pants. Then, once all the fun is over, some poor person has to go in the theatre and clean what I’m sure is a very unsterile environment. Think about that the next time you complain about the sticky popcorn on the cinema floor.


3) Taser Tester:



Since the first time someone put their tongue in a toaster, man has dreamed of temporarily disabling people with electricity, but somebody has to make sure that these devices work, so that Police officers can continue firing them like idiots. So if you’re a sadomasochist, then what better way to say “Good Morning” than with a 50,000 volt shock to the nipples? Unless of course you’re not into that, in which cause “Ouch”.


2) Animal Masturbator:

If you enjoy getting paid to take electric shocks to the nipples and crotch, then this may just be your second best bet for a job. Required for a number of reasons such as scientific research, farming and even to fulfil the legendary question of: “Does Red Bull actually contain Bull semen”, this unfortunately is a job that actually requires a person to help animals blow off some steam, and all without the help of a porno theatre; I guess humans have just got lazy with their imaginations.

1) Sewage Inspector:




I don’t think I’ve ever met a single person who doesn’t like the phrase: “Get down that manhole and look at what everybody did in the toilet this morning”, except everybody I’ve ever met. This is certainly the worst job I can imagine getting up and doing on this fine Monday morning, or in fact any morning, afternoon or evening on any day of my life, ever. This would have to be the worst job for anybody to do, but if you don’t want the sewage in your city, rising from below your feet and creating a smelly, vomit inducing flood, then we have to be so grateful that there are people out there, willing to get more than just their hands dirty to do this job.



So not the best jobs in the world here guys, but hopefully this'll make you feel better about your jobs. If you enjoyed this post, please feel free to leave a comment